Oh yes she did.
Expect the following:
50% cultural critique, focusing mainly on trashy, trashy reality tv.
25% real life update
15% product placement/endorsement
10% nonsensical rambling
Lets start right smack in the middle of part one then, shall we?
On Tuesday, Tila got rid of human scumface Jay aka Jersey. Thank goddess goes without saying. Also, needless to say, when she eliminated him he proceeded to go on a rampage of property destruction because, thats how they do it “Jersey Style.” After a barrage of slurs and insults that ranged from racist to sexist he punched in a wall and was removed from the property. Ah, I love reality tv.
I ESPECIALLY love reality tv that considers itself to be such a vital and integral part of “liberating” the gays:
“It is because of me. I definitely think (my show) has helped the movement,…Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about (same sex relationships),…Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, (gay marriage) is legal.” -Tila, to USweeklyMSNBC
Reality TV GOLD. (Autumn would like to contribute that Tila and MLK are basically the same person…)
Like last season, we’re down to two girls (Kristy and Brittany), and one guy (Bo). Honestly, none of them offend me to the point of vomiting, which has been my response to most of the castmembers this season. Actually, Brittany is kind of adorable. Adorable in a way that *kind of* makes me want to puke, but I’ll refrain. For example, when Tila went to visit Brittany’s family and hometown she got a surprise at dinner. Brittany had remembered every gross food Tila ever told her she loved. They ate Fried chicken, rice, and texas pickles. (Obviously, Tila preformed fellatio on the pickle for Brit’s dad.) She’s cute in that “I’m going to pay meticulous attention to every thing you’ve ever said to me because I’m borderline obsessed with whether you are a human or a robot.”
I know Brit, me too.
Whew. It’s good to be back, folks.
kisses!
